Trying to create, with hecklers

This post has been written by the voices in my head. If I don’t let them out every now & then they get cranky.

Voice #1: She’s been crocheting randomly again.

Voice #2: What is that thing?

Voice #3: It looks like a crocheted bowling pin

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Voice #1: Would it kill her to stick with a pattern & not go off on her own?

Voice #2: That would make the results too predictable

Voice #3: I think she did stick to the pattern on this one.

Voice #1: Geez! There she goes again. Anthropomorphizing things

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Voice #2: Someone needs to take the plastic eyes away from her.

Voice #3: The eyes add something.

Voice #1: Yeah, something creepy.

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Voice #1: Oh look. She did a bunch of them in different sizes

Voice #2: Anthropomorphized mutant bowling pins.

Voice #3: The little one is cute

Voice #1: Does she think people will buy these things?

Voice #2: I don’t know, some people will buy anything.

Voice #3: With some little accessories she could probably get $5 for the small one as a Christmas tree ornament.

Voices #1 & #2 make contemptuous sounds

Voice #1: Oh no she didn’t!

Voice #2: Oh yes she did!

Voice #3: hahahahaha!

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Voice #1:I cannot believe my eyes.

Voice #2: Anthropomorphized mutant bowling pins on a bad hair day!

Voice #3: I think they are adorable

Voices #1 & #2 : You are such a suck up!

Comments

  1. Creative JunkieAugust 31, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    I actually think they're cute!

    LOVE the hair.

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  2. JenniAugust 31, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    I can't make anything...with or without a pattern!

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  3. KrisMrsBBradleyAugust 31, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    Oh my gosh, those are cute!!!

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  4. UnknownAugust 31, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    LOL! That is hilarious!!! They are kinda cute!! :)

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  5. UnknownAugust 31, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    lmao you are so funny!
    I think they're cute in a mutant bowling pin kinda way. ;)

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  6. Stacey @ Tree, Root, and TwigAugust 31, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    I'm totally with voice #3!

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  7. Aunt BeckyAugust 31, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Bwahahahaha! I want 'em!

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  8. Lisa Marie MaryAugust 31, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Post had me cracking up - and - I LOVE THEM!!!! :D

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  9. ptooieAugust 31, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Love em. Very spunky! in a finger-stuck-in-electrical-outlet kinda way...

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  10. The Four Week VeganSeptember 1, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    ROFLOL - I never let those voices out they can be scary. Those are really cute.

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  11. Stacy UncorkedSeptember 1, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Those actually are cute! Princess Nagger would probably play with them all day... ;)

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